You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
