Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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