did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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