Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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