I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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