Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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