I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
i now understand why vodka
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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