Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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