I want to stick my p in your. b.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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