so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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