I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Randomize
