3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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