This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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