There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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