What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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