whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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