Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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