just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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