well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize