Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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