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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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