She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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