apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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