is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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