Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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