Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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