Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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