I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My vagina is very pro this idea
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