I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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