D3 body, D1 cock
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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