Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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