Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I think my moral compass just broke
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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