Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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