He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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