Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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