god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize