feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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