Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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