Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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