dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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