Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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