so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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