Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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