Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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