He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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