I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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