My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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