sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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