How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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