it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Even my vagina gasped.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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