fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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