I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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