So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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