I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
its liver damage thursday
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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